Saturday, July 23, 2011

Gov. Perry's Phone Hacked

Here is the transcript  of a recently hacked phone conversation from Gov. Rick Perry of Texas. 

Austin Texas……June 03/2011 0513 hours ST
Sn. 987654301347650fa00g    RD Sat 60666
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Gov. Perry:     Hello this is the Gov……..

God:    This is your God calling.

Gov. Perry:   Hi God, praise be and how are you doing?

God:    I’m high up and doing well, thank you

Gov. Perry:  What’s up God ? 
  
God:     I am calling you to serve me

Gov. Perry:   Oh my god, you mean I am being “called”?

God:     Yes, this is THE call.




                        God making "the call" by Big Dutch

Gov. Perry:   I am ready to serve you God ….what must I do ?

God:     You must be President of the United States.

Gov. Perry:   But God I thought  you were done president calling after Brother Bush.

God:    Well, you thought wrong sonny.  Now shut up and listen….We have a special situation. No way I’m going to lay around  up here in heavenly bliss and let George Romney get elected.  He’s a Mormon, are you kidding me ?

Gov. Perry:   What about one of the girls?  Mrs. Bachman is already in the race and I’m sure Sarah would be happy to do it.

God:   Damn Rick…..you are as dumb as George.  NO girls…..forget it. Don’t worry about a thing just do it.  I’ll take care of everything and guide your every step.  And when you are President I’ll be with you 24/7 telling you what to do.  So there won’t be any screw ups this time.

Gov. Perry:   Oh thank you God……I am blessed.

God:   You sure are Rick.
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This is a Nally Boys exclusive (don’t even ask how we got hold of this conversation)

Other breaking news:  The Mohnton Football Club awarded the “Dick of the Month” award for July to House Speaker John Boehner. 

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Big money in peanuts, pillows and extra bags

American Airlines lost $286 million in the second quarter this year.  No problem, like they say you gotta spend money to make money. So to break out of the red AA ordered 460 new planes with options to buy 465 more.  Price tag for the new equipment ?  A little more than $38 Billion.  For a company that is losing $3 million a day that is a leap of faith.

                                              Available at the Outsider Folk Art Gallery in Reading, Pa.


In the meanwhile…….folks are still getting kicked out of their homes because they can't pay their mortgage. Strange how credit works in the US.

I guess the $$$ AA makes selling the bags of peanuts they used to give away will help them pay for the planes.  No way I’ll get on one of those planes, I can’t afford the peanuts.  Big Dutch got it right…….”You better Pray
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Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Where did the money go ?

There is a shortage of money spreading across the US and much of the world.  What is going on?  Everyone is complaining…..even the millionaires are bitching.  Almost everyone I know says they are broke,  the banks are raising fees because they are having trouble, airlines charging for pillows and peanuts and biz is bitching (as always) that wages and taxes are killing them.

Even the NFL is having trouble trying to divvy up the BILLIONS they earn in a season.  There just isn’t enough to go around the team owners say.  The players say they are getting screwed. 


 A big bill from the old days, now a collectors item you can buy at http://www.kdcurrency.com/
for a little more than $1000.


It’s no surprise the government is broke, all the dead beats on Social Security, teachers getting paid huge salaries, all the cops and fireman getting fat retirement packages, and the Republicans are ready to declare civil war at the mention of paying taxes of any kind.

All this is happening while the govt is printing money by the truck load.  So where is the cash?  Does China have it all?  Maybe the drug dealers got it.  Did we spend all the dollars to bomb folks over the last ten years?

There are a few basic problems that we refuse to fix….we have a consumer based economy, and the consumer is working more hours for a shrinking slice of the pie.  Once again the answer is DUH!  The consumer can’t borrow more and can’t earn more and can’t spend more.  Folks are spending every dime they can but it just isn’t enough.

I say crank up the press and start printing money till there is enough to go around.  And quit screwing around printing one dollar bills.  Print thousand dollar bills.  Print 500 dollar bills, put George Bush on the bill if you want.  Why not a 10,000 dollar Ron Regan bill,  that would be a popular number.  And then spread the money around…..Just like we drop food to starving  folks when floods and earthquake strike we could drop cash by the plane load on poor areas.  Drop a few billion on Detroit and watch the results ...Walmart would be jumpin’ and the car dealers and dept. stores would be jamming.

Sure, sure there are all kinds of rules that say we can’t just print money and hand it out but that’s what we are doing now, but we aren’t printing enough and we aren’t giving it to the right people.
It will take years and years for the economy to recover the way things are going….or we can use the “print and deal” system and fix the problem is a few weeks.

Print Baby Print !

Monday, June 27, 2011

Debt limit……..so what !

Oh no the sky is falling……the US wont be able to pay the bills…..the country will default and boo hoo and blah blah.  Who gives a shit?  Get real, lots of us already have bills we can’t pay.  I got a bill the other day that will take months to pay in spite of the notice that says I must pay in full within the next 10 days.  I am not going to lose any sleep over it.

                                           the details are in the Devil by Wm B.


On the positive side if China does not want to loan us any more money to keep all our wars going how is that a bad thing?  Can’t borrow money to go to school……big deal, the job you are training for is in India.


And the real truth is that when the walls come tumbling’ down some real smart guy on Wall Street will figure a way to make money out of the situation and we will have a brand new scheme to suck any remaining cash  out of the system.


The “Tea Party” remedy to cut funding for poor folks to reduce their taxes will only create problems for the Tea Party that they will not be able to deal with.  So it ain’t my problem and I don’t care.  This is a problem reserved for the folks that have the money.


Relax, have a cool beverage and forget about it.  Really friends, if you owe the bank money you don’t have it is the bank that has the problem, since the banks already have all the money let them figure it out.  As soon as they figure out a way to make a profit out of the situation the problem will go away.


Meanwhile I would suggest you all zip over to the Nally Boys shop and spend a little of the money you have, I promise if you do I will not use the money to pay any past due debts.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Summer is here

The winner(s) of our first day of summer free stuff is Billy & Cyndi.  Let me know where to send your goods. Wm B.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

And the answer is ………DUH !

There was a program on TV the other night about so-called “black holes”.  A place where gravity is so great that even light can’t escape.  But, that is the easy part, looking inside the black hole  suddenly  math doesn’t work.  Try as they might scientists can’t use what they know to figure out what is happening in there.  So a new set of rules is being developed to do the job.  This is were the language gets as confusing as the math (that doesn’t work) quantum this and quantum that and reference to the “singularity” insure that not only agreement of what is happening impossible, but there are no tools to figure it out. 


"Quarks and Quirks"  by Big Dutch Nally    14 x 22.5   available at the Yard Dog Gallery in Austin Texas


Well not to worry…….not only has the mystery been solved but also clearly explained by “Big Dutch” in a piece he titled Quarks and Quirks.  So, if the string of infinities you get when you try to write the equation to explain it all are driving you crazy forget about it.  Study Big Dutch’s Quarks and quirks and it becomes quite clear.  Strange the way artists can figure things out that continue to puzzle science.  Perhaps with a little more art education we would all be better off.

Sunday, June 5, 2011

outsider artist Murphy Mae Adams.

Outsider art ?  I can’t give you a precise definition but I know it when I see it.  If you really must know  what  “outsider art” is Google it  and  you find  hundreds of pages of “expert” opinions explaining what it is and what it is not.   In my view “Art” experts, either know everything there is to know, or know more than everyone else. So, I’ll let the “experts” fight it out, meanwhile…………….

How about what our guest, Murphy Mae calls “a healthy dose of snarky irony”…….not sure I can define that either but it is what she aims for in her paintings, and who can argue.  Painting and drawing with both hands to get the perfect imperfection she wants the rules of “fine” art melt away.  Look at the skin tones of her subjects,  and again you see that perfect imperfection that makes her work so cool.   Painting about  issues we face  in our every day life her paintings make you smile and realize your secret thoughts may not be so secret after all. Here are few of my favorites from this California artist.


The captions with the paintings are from Murphy Mae.

 Tart - Tarts know they're tarts, they work at it, its an art in and of itself, and should be respected as such. Dark roots, week old waterproof fly leg mascara and one too many blouse buttons undone. I wish I could be so brave.


      Going to Hell - I was going to call this "Republican", but buckled at the thought of being too offensive.




The Best Kind of Boyfriend - He doesn't leave the seat up, or stay out all night drinking and he says everything you want to hear...what could be better?

 In Case of Emergency  .Always keep a bottle of wine on hand, because when the shizit hits the fan, you're going to need it.



You Kids  Everybody's got one of these old codgers in their neighborhood! Turning the hose on all the kids , flipping the bird and using fowl language, you know that guy!


Memories of Our Brief Encounter  Like a hummingbird spending just a brief moment at each flower...


I Like to Imagine Bad Things
Do you ever imagine horrible things happening to people that you just don't care for so much? You know like an arrow through their head, or a baseball bat to their teeth, or a hand grenade launched at them while they're playing tennis?   No, me neither.



"I'll Rip Your Head Off," is actually about an acquaintance who shamelessly flirts with my husband, over and over again. So, in my head... You probably have your own reasons for wanting to rip someone's head off.


“ Rocket takes off, usually for a whole day. After I spend much time fretting, calling the pound, and copying signs to put up in the neighborhood, Rocket saunters back home as if nothing has happened. "You had me so worried!" I cry and he looks back at me as if to say "What? I just needed a break, that’s all".



The devil is my playmate  Maybe you or your kid always finds the worse person to play with...or perhaps you or your child is the worst person to play with.

 “Shit sandwich”  Does your man ever infuriate you so much that in an effort to kill him with kindness you're tempted to do something just a little evil? OK so I've got some issues. Warning! Sorry kids, this piece includes some bad words.

 To learn more about Murphy Mae and  see pieces available to purchase visit her shop and web site.