Gov. Perry's Phone Hacked

Here is the transcript  of a recently hacked phone conversation from Gov. Rick Perry of Texas. 

Austin Texas……June 03/2011 0513 hours ST
Sn. 987654301347650fa00g    RD Sat 60666
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Gov. Perry:     Hello this is the Gov……..

God:    This is your God calling.

Gov. Perry:   Hi God, praise be and how are you doing?

God:    I’m high up and doing well, thank you

Gov. Perry:  What’s up God ? 
  
God:     I am calling you to serve me

Gov. Perry:   Oh my god, you mean I am being “called”?

God:     Yes, this is THE call.

 

                        God making "the call" by Big Dutch

Gov. Perry:   I am ready to serve you God ….what must I do ?

God:     You must be President of the United States.

Gov. Perry:   But God I thought  you were done president calling after Brother Bush.

God:    Well, you thought wrong sonny.  Now shut up and listen….We have a special situation. No way I’m going to lay around  up here in heavenly bliss and let George Romney get elected.  He’s a Mormon, are you kidding me ?

Gov. Perry:   What about one of the girls?  Mrs. Bachman is already in the race and I’m sure Sarah would be happy to do it.

God:   Damn Rick…..you are as dumb as George.  NO girls…..forget it. Don’t worry about a thing just do it.  I’ll take care of everything and guide your every step.  And when you are President I’ll be with you 24/7 telling you what to do.  So there won’t be any screw ups this time.

Gov. Perry:   Oh thank you God……I am blessed.

God:   You sure are Rick.
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This is a Nally Boys exclusive (don’t even ask how we got hold of this conversation)

Other breaking news:  The Mohnton Football Club awarded the “Dick of the Month” award for July to House Speaker John Boehner. 

Big money in peanuts, pillows and extra bags

American Airlines lost $286 million in the second quarter this year.  No problem, like they say you gotta spend money to make money. So to break out of the red AA ordered 460 new planes with options to buy 465 more.  Price tag for the new equipment ?  A little more than $38 Billion.  For a company that is losing $3 million a day that is a leap of faith.

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In the meanwhile…….folks are still getting kicked out of their homes because they can't pay their mortgage. Strange how credit works in the US.

I guess the $$$ AA makes selling the bags of peanuts they used to give away will help them pay for the planes.  No way I’ll get on one of those planes, I can’t afford the peanuts.  Big Dutch got it right…….”You better Pray”

Where did the money go ?

There is a shortage of money spreading across the US and much of the world.  What is going on?  Everyone is complaining…..even the millionaires are bitching.  Almost everyone I know says they are broke,  the banks are raising fees because they are having trouble, airlines charging for pillows and peanuts and biz is bitching (as always) that wages and taxes are killing them.

Even the NFL is having trouble trying to divvy up the BILLIONS they earn in a season.  There just isn’t enough to go around the team owners say.  The players say they are getting screwed. 

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for a little more than $1000.


It’s no surprise the government is broke, all the dead beats on Social Security, teachers getting paid huge salaries, all the cops and fireman getting fat retirement packages, and the Republicans are ready to declare civil war at the mention of paying taxes of any kind.

All this is happening while the govt is printing money by the truck load.  So where is the cash?  Does China have it all?  Maybe the drug dealers got it.  Did we spend all the dollars to bomb folks over the last ten years?

There are a few basic problems that we refuse to fix….we have a consumer based economy, and the consumer is working more hours for a shrinking slice of the pie.  Once again the answer is DUH!  The consumer can’t borrow more and can’t earn more and can’t spend more.  Folks are spending every dime they can but it just isn’t enough.

I say crank up the press and start printing money till there is enough to go around.  And quit screwing around printing one dollar bills.  Print thousand dollar bills.  Print 500 dollar bills, put George Bush on the bill if you want.  Why not a 10,000 dollar Ron Regan bill,  that would be a popular number.  And then spread the money around…..Just like we drop food to starving  folks when floods and earthquake strike we could drop cash by the plane load on poor areas.  Drop a few billion on Detroit and watch the results ...Walmart would be jumpin’ and the car dealers and dept. stores would be jamming.

Sure, sure there are all kinds of rules that say we can’t just print money and hand it out but that’s what we are doing now, but we aren’t printing enough and we aren’t giving it to the right people.
It will take years and years for the economy to recover the way things are going….or we can use the “print and deal” system and fix the problem is a few weeks.

Print Baby Print !